Your False Advertisement Broke My Windshield
Too Long; Didn't Read
The author's morning routine started at 6 a.m. because he feels like he would be missing out on something even though every morning is exactly the same. His fear of missing out signaled his brain that he should do something about it and his brain took a while but it eventually signaled me that we should do it about it. The only thing that is missing is that a kid threw a rock at the top of his lungs at his windshield. The author was surprised by the honesty of sales people and surprised by his honesty.