May the 4th Be with You: Happy Star Wars Day

Too Long; Didn't Read

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the Jedis & Yodas saw the Earth dwellers celebrate. They were mighty happy & looked forward to that day on Earth. But before they knew, a hostile spaceship loomed past them, and they knew it was bad news. The evil Hutts had kidnapped her again as revenge. They have taken her to the Glowing Forbidden Planet, where no man has ever set foot before. Worried for her safety, Luke calls out to the Earthlings for help.